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hello readers

1- according to bible , God commands his prophet to eat shit with a cake ( ezekiel 4 : 12 )
the question is
was there a cake at the lifetime of the prophet Ezekiel ?
how can God command him to eat such disgusting stuff ?

2- According to bible , dogs , snakes , crocodiles , cats , donkeys , monkeys , jeckoes , lizards are allowed to eat becos god has made clean such animals and reptiles ( acts 11 : 7 )
the question is
if anyone eats a snake , do u think he will remain alive ?

3- the sign of believing in jesus is to drink poison and remain alive ( mark 16 :18 )

the question is
why should Christians drink poison to prove they are believers of jesus ?

what about the Holy Quran ?
1- According to the holy quran , we Muslims are commanded to eat only of the good things ( quran 2 : 172 )

2- According to the holy Quran , we muslims are commanded not to endanger ourselves ( quran 2 : 195 )
So it is better for u to embrace a religion which respects ur mind and body rather than a book of lies like the bible
by the way i do respect christians but bible doesn't
ur loving brother
vicar

Vicar, you are so full of shit that your head spins. Wanna know what you can do with your Muslim bullcrap?

Stick it where the sun doesn't shine.

I'm so tired of you. You are just as much an INFIDEL as you claim everyone else is.

Well, I'm one proud INFIDEL and a Believer in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you cannot read and properly interpret the Bible, then just go read your own.

You are a total idiot, and I suspect most idiots of your religion are much the same. You are completely brainwashed.... or brain dead.

Have a nice day, DOG.

hi dale
i really thank u for ur really nice remarks ,
good day
Vicar

Hi there Vicar.

Bit confused about something here.

Did not know that a Vicar is an islam term, nor did I know that Muslims believed in Christ.

If not then how can you justify calling yourself the Vicar of Christ.???????

Isn't it against your religion to tell lies????

Have a nice day Mr Blasphemer. OOOPS, sorry meant Mr Vicar.

Heather and Terry Gill. wrote:

Hi there Vicar.

Bit confused about something here.

Did not know that a Vicar is an islam term, nor did I know that Muslims believed in Christ.

If not then how can you justify calling yourself the Vicar of Christ.???????

Isn't it against your religion to tell lies????

Have a nice day Mr Blasphemer. OOOPS, sorry meant Mr Vicar.

It is meant has an insult to the pope who is known has the vicar of Christ

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)

-Stevie- wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)

And you are so right

Boil, Boil, Toil and trouble
Kettle brew and cauldron bubble.

He's trolling you guys to answer him, LOL like a fisherman hunting bottom feeders. Insults aside, I rather think that we had a better discussion. Oh well...

thnk u Tiger Leahu we are tired of him trolling us.

Look, we all know there is a grain of truth to all stereotypes, indubitably. And in fact there are some that fit the bill to a "T", just as there are some that are the antithesis of the cliche. That being said, we here have an example of the type of jerkwad muslim we all love to hate, and tends to make zenophobes like me apply the rule to all of them and let their invisible friend sort 'em out.

Is he really a fracking muslim, or a hard-core bible thumper acting like one to piss-off christians and jews? Kinda like a Charley Manson, without the enchantment thing. Was G.Bush the best weapon Iran and the democrats ever had? I mean, if I was a sand-nigger (not that all of those people are mind you) like this guy is...then again, the Hungarian/Romanian Hapsburg in me hates turks as much as Uncle Vlad..its in our blood and we have a tradition BASED on hatred for their entire race, LOL like yankee blacks hate whitey and for the same reason LOLOL) then I'd be hell bent on making my angst for the system I was born into felt by all I could reach by any method.. like Mohamad, JC and Moses all did.

The Vlad thing is a good point since it removes the present day context from vicar's rants. Like it or not, some cultures are based on hatred. Some don't take it that far, but they do it passively, " we are better than them".... like religions do, and so did Gandhi and Martin Luther King and Napoleon. Balkan people have a right to say sand-nigger whenever they want since taxes were paid to muslims with their children for the Ottoman Janissaries. My culture adores Vlad Tepche and we sing about killing those people and see something different than the rest of you with this 21st Century Jihad.. I understand vicar's hatred, and Dale's crusader point of view rebukes, I refer you all to google the painting of "The Reply" by Repin showing my ancestors telling the Sultan where he could shove it. My culture, hateful as it is, has been telling these SOBs to shove it for centuries.

Despite all propaganda to the contrary, christians, moslems and jews have been hating each other since the latest one showed up and declared the previous ones haram. I get it. Satan is the only True result of any association with any of these three. I get it.

I suggest you all visit Landover Baptist Church on-line, monthly, like I do. Its the same thing as here but much funnier and intelligent.

I've talked about removing this hate inducing topic before and get called out for suggesting that this topic of total unconditional love ain't all that its cracked up to be.

Me? A crusader? hehehehehe

I ought to post a pic of me in my Tshirt that proclaims me a dedicated Infidel. On the back it says, Death to all Islamic terrorists.

I do believe that Jesus is my only Savior, but I doubt I'll ever be able to claim I'm a perfect Christian... or remotely close.

Good to see ya back, Tiger ole chap. That reminds me.. you kinda "troll" us once in a while too, ya phart.

OH... and as for removing the topic, I'd be all for it, seeing as the forum topic is Christianity... rather than Islam. Yeah.. I know he's a troll, but a good one. Maybe he's just a dog on a typewriter? Of course, I hate to insult any good dog...so I should take that back.... but I won't.

I have been known to do a little preaching of my own go and listen to my SERMON

BTW vicar, yes I've eaten snake and its delicious. Lobster too. And if you people ever ate bacon you and the jews would stop your stupid kosher/haram food rules.. way too many silly rules.. not that there aren't some good ones, but the rule that states that these are it FOR EVER..crap.

As for my trolling...hehehe, I usually just reply to insults to my intelligence and ethics and don't share my opinions UNprevoked.

Dale, you have very much the same "screw you" attitude as the actual Crusaders did regarding muslims..me too. Is it a cultural tradition or history repeating itself.. or more insidious; a permanent cultural/religious reason for hatred with no more cause than being born in the christian west? hmmmm... would you/we be a jihadist if you/we were born in a palistinian slum, and bred for the purpose of hating jews and christians and anything to do with Western philosophy... would you/we have a choice?

Even in this country, athiests are marginalized, so for me, it doesn't matter where I go unless its to a university. But not being in the religious forest, its easier to see each tree for what it is, and the bunch of them as a whole... LOL... cut them all down and make holy books outta them. LOLOL

I look forward to the day, long after I'm dead, that instead of muslim vs jew vs hindu vs christan vs jain vs sikh vs injun vs christian vs aztec etc etc.. its just FACT/PROOF driven Rationalists vs the irrational mob that rejects facts and upholds fairy tales and myth. Talking snakes, everyone is Noah's offspring, and invisible beings living in the sky, angels, saints, prophets..c'mon, give me a break!

rather than a book of lies like the bible
by the way i do respect christians but bible doesn't
ur loving brother
vicar

respect?? loving?? brother??? 3 lies right there bub. WTF? ROFL

Tiger, I respect the fact that you don't believe in "going anywhere after death", except to the earth and becoming food for grubs, etc.

I had an experience that not only do I remember to this day, but always will. It was a near death experience. All I can say, is that from feeling my last breath, then what ocurred after that, until I took in a large breath again... was not only so filled with joy and pure love, but I still feel it today. I know for fact, that when we are in the process of dying, or are actually dead, even if only for a little while, we leave our body and DO, indeed, see a bright, PURE light, while surrounded in the purest darkness I've ever experienced. I felt myself rising UP toward the light. As I grew closer, the feelings of joy and happiness only increased. I did not reach the light though. Sigh. But, I did experience something that was entirely remarkable and profound. I would not kid you on this.

It's not possible for me to explain, it all fully. So, you'll have to give me a little slack here. I do suppose that you might come up with some scientific explanation for what happened, but you cannot explain the happiness, joy and the feelings I experienced.

So, you go ahead with your belief system bro. I still love ya, even if we do disagree on things. You've a right to your opinion.

As for me hating the islamic terrorist types, no... it's a recently learned thing. I watched a MOST GRAPHIC VIDEO, with sound and everything, of one of the first publicised beheadings, by those Islamic FOOLS. The image of that man losing his head, screaming all the while his head was slowly being sawed off with an obviously dull knife, is burned into my memory, forever. When I realized just how horrible these people are, that is when my hate for them started to grow. It did not come from my cultural circumstance nor my parents teachings. I've always had a fairly open mind on things, until I feel I know enough to support my beliefs or disprove them. God has always been one of my beliefs and I feel that He or His Angels are watching over me, to this day.

I have had many close to death experiences, many things happen that I should have been killed. There was once, in the military, I just about ran right into a tail rotor of a fully run-up helicopter. Something jerked me off my feet before I ran into the rotor. I felt it. There was nobody else around, except for the pilots, who were looking all over, from the cockpit, for me. There have been so many instances of, what you might call "Blind Luck", that I have to believe I have been watched over. Just TOO danged many.