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This is what I would do with a spammer
I would forgive them and say everyone has to earn a living 10% [ 1 ]
I would boil them in oil 20% [ 2 ]
I would string them up to the nearest tree 30% [ 3 ]
I would put them in medieval stocks and let everyone throw rotten fruit 0% [ 0 ]
I would take of there shoes and socks and tickle there feet till they repented 10% [ 1 ]
I would make them scrub off all the graffiti in the world 10% [ 1 ]
I would lock them up and let them eat 10 cans of Spam every day for the rest of their life's 20% [ 2 ]
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Ian Paul

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I thought what the hell let do a poll and take spammer revenge
And any other suggestions I will add to the poll but only four more

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I'd love to lock them up and let them eat 10 cans of Spam
every day for the rest of their lifes
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now you can vote

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Amazing post Sir Ian. Tony

PLAY IT LOUD!!!
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I notice no one is picking the first option

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option 2 would be like..

Fried Spam Burger anyone?
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Miss P. wrote:
option 2 would be like..

Fried Spam Burger anyone?  


Hi Miss P
The Word Spam takes me back to my childhood, 'cos my Mum used to Make us fantastic Spam Fritters, that is 2 slices of potatoes, at least 1/4" thick then a slice of Spam, then you dipped that in batter & deep Fried, they were delicious, I haven't had them since I was 10 years old, mind you liked the sound of your reciepe...lol.lol.
regards Lynda xxxx

Love the poll, will make my vote now.
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I wanna string them up by their.....
...Well.... Ya Know !!!!

.....................................................................LET'S PARTY !!!!
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Ruben wrote:
I wanna string them up by their.....
...Well.... Ya Know !!!!
 



There is a problem with that, Ruben. They haven't got any .........well ....... ya know's!
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I don't see any votes for forgiving them

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hell no, and I did change my mind now I wish to hang em onto the highest tree.

That idiot this morning got caught after 10 or more messages in each forum threat with disgusting , online woman rape comments.

I am done with any of those .

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There, I voted Christian forgivness. Lets all turn the other cheek and love the spammer as a fellow child of God. Its not his fault he's bad, its just that he's fallen under the spell of the Dark Lord of Cocytus. We can torture him to exercise the demon and release his God-made perfect soul. But only through love will God's Will be done. Praise Jesus.

Now that we forgiven him like a naughty child, lets make it so that he can't do what he does, and all the world of eSnipland will be happy happy happy

...I think I'm gonna puke...
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Hallelujia .... Ah have come to bring the good noooooooooooooooooos of thah Lawd!

Now mah Lawdie, Ah dooooooo deeeeeclaairyah that Ah would shoot thah mongrels, but Ah would shoot tham with lurv, lark Ah good ol' boyh should!

(With apologies to anyone who is genuinely a strong believer. I honestly fail to see what spammers gain out of this craparoonie because I am damned sure I, for one, would never go at look at anything they advertise, so I find it difficult to give them credence and credibility)
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Indy wrote:
Hallelujia .... Ah have come to bring the good noooooooooooooooooos of thah Lawd!

Now mah Lawdie, Ah dooooooo deeeeeclaairyah that Ah would shoot thah mongrels, but Ah would shoot tham with lurv, lark Ah good ol' boyh should!

(With apologies to anyone who is genuinely a strong believer. I honestly fail to see what spammers gain out of this craparoonie because I am damned sure I, for one, would never go at look at anything they advertise, so I find it difficult to give them credence and credibility)  


You don't have to give the credence just by posting there crap there will be always some one especially the young who click the link and even I have done it three times by accident

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Indy wrote:
Hallelujia .... Ah have come to bring the good noooooooooooooooooos of thah Lawd!

Now mah Lawdie, Ah dooooooo deeeeeclaairyah that Ah would shoot thah mongrels, but Ah would shoot tham with lurv, lark Ah good ol' boyh should!

(With apologies to anyone who is genuinely a strong believer.  


No apologies to southern americans apparently??? Back home in the Virgin Islands, we call anyone north of Puerto Rico a yankee. ROFL.
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