Well, anyone willing to put up with my being utterly confused step forth. I'm not entirely sure what I am but I am being hunted. It started when I was wandering in the hills near my home in Wyoming... I can't say where but as I said I was wandering. I saw something interesting. It had a lot of twenty or so foot tall dirt cliffs. I didn't think going closer would hurt anything. My ex-military brother goes off-roading there after it rains out. Hellicopters and trucks can also be spotted going in and out all the time too. Well, I began heading down but I stopped dead in my tracks. I saw a man in the usual Gov. agent outfit and he spotted me. I out ran him easily probably 'cause he was a poor city boy who shouldn't even be in a small town. I think what gave it away most was he was going around the sagebrush and such and since I was running for dear life from the moment he gave chase I had no problems jumping over the bushes. I would have shrugged him off as a lazy guard but I had no criminal record at all at the time and they had me, my adress and everything like that nailed before I got home. They had already gotten ahold of my mom... she was on the phone with them when I stumbled in. Other than that I got chewed out for letting curiosity get the best of me.

Also, on a side note that might be related... Someone help me figure out what in Odin's name I am.