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just had this sent to me and I thought I would share it with all you fun loving esnippers and so it may not be politically correct but what the heck for those that don't like it sorry

"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scot's as a joke,
but the Scot's haven't seen the joke yet."

Best wishes

Ian

Hello Ian. Thanks for the joke.

Call me a pedant, it wouldn't be the first time, though I'm not entirely sure why, but "Scott's" would actually be "Scots".

Cheers.

sagunt wrote:

Hello Ian. Thanks for the joke.

Call me a pedant, it wouldn't be the first time, though I'm not entirely sure why, but "Scott's" would actually be "Scots".

Cheers.

Thank you for pointing that out but I am afraid it will be a full time job correcting the spelling mistakes on the forum but as you can see it is now done

happy esnipping

Ian

Heh, I won't worry about the other mistakes on the forum, but since as a Scot I don't actually see the joke, I did see the grammatical errors of an extra "t" and an unnecessary apostrophe.

To add a bit of introspection: I really am obsessive, aren't I? Fortunately I'm away for a massage to help me relax and forget grammar.

heh?

is that in the oxford english dictionary mind many SCOT's wouldn't probably use that being english hehe

did the scot's really nick the bagpipes from the irish....ooo i lurvvvvvvvvvvvv bagpipes when played properly and lots of em they take your breath away.....

and i do say played properly! i have a neighbour who plays the bagpipes or should i say is learning ... every sunday morning i get woke up by him practicing in his garden lol the first time i heard him i was like oh wow wow i am really living in scotland (see an english lassie who loves living in scotland unlike many scots hehe) it was amazing...now some sunday mornings i would love to shove them pipes where a monkey shoves its nuts i tell ya lolol

anyways i am going quite off topic here but who cares cause prolly nae bugger will read hehe

whoooo oooo i am finished waffling hehe

oh and ian i did only come here cause i saw the sex sex sex bit lololol ya skank lol

sagunt wrote:

Heh, I won't worry about the other mistakes on the forum, but since as a Scot I don't actually see the joke, I did see the grammatical errors of an extra "t" and an unnecessary apostrophe.

To add a bit of introspection: I really am obsessive, aren't I? Fortunately I'm away for a massage to help me relax and forget grammar.

OOooh, baby... Sorry, talk about grammar and bagpipes and Scots just gets me all hot and bothered. (And here Ian thought it'd be the mention of S-E-X.)

Oh, Holly, you don't know...

Kilt....sure it's a lot of wool, but there's also a wee bit of leather, and just a bit of breeze.

bagpipes.... multi - phalli imagery

then add to that...both the creativity and precision of a well-crafted phrase.

serene, exquisite, delicious

Oh dear, I'm afraid I'll never be able to look at bagpipes again without swooning. Or giggling. Or something. I'm completely undone, here. And to say that I'm feeling a bit warm at the thought of a cool breeze under soft wool and supple leather would be nothing but floccinaucinihilipilification.

ahhhh but have ya saw just what's under that wool ... hehehe i have!

and nae wasn't a pretty site ... after living in scotland 6 months i went to my first scottish wedding...of course its tradition the men wear the kilts...oh yes there was bagpipes as well hehe....

on the evening after 1 to many i decided to ask the bridegroom, best man and ushers just to show me what was really under that wool

oh ma god! total eclipse

i say nooo more ... i was told that night that i was now an honoury scot cause i knew the secret

Hah! Genise, I jest, you know. I'm part Scottish; perhaps that explains why I've never really been consumed by prurient curiosity in the first place.

But seriously - if it's not my husband in the kilt, I couldn't care less what's under it. If it is my husband in the kilt, I'll die of shock and wonder what the bloody hell he's been drinking and who slipped it to him. (If you hadn't guessed, already, he's NOT part Scottish.) I do think it's in my blood, the love of the bagpipes... it's got to be a genetic thing. My son loves them, as well. My daughter? Not so much. My mother always said it sounded like someone was stomping on a sheep's udder.

I have been known to use recorded bagpipe music as "conditioning" on my neighbors. We used to have some loud, abusive folks next door (back when we had an apartment). They regularly threw each other against the adjoining wall. I took to turning the speakers around, propping them against the sheet rock, turning up the bass, and blasting them with "Scotland the Brave." If that didn't shut them the hell up, I put on the Irish Rovers doing "Here's to the Horses." I did, once, have to give them a dose of Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture (with real military cannons, mind). But only once. I suppose it says something about me that I enjoyed the music I used to torture them. Nowadays it's a rousing rendition of "Barrett's Privateers," turned on full blast with all four windows down, whenever I'm at an intersection next to some fool who's got his bass cranked high enough to shake the pavement and he's listening to rap. If they don't take the hint...

I start singing. LOUDLY.

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