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On Monday the 22nd October My daughter gets married for the second time her mother and I will not be attending for no other reason than they are getting Married in Cyprus I have been telling every one the Greek islands so it shows how much attention I was paying.

My wife refuses to fly any more because she believes she has used all her flying luck up (say that when you have had a drink) and I well I just prefer to stay at home now .

But back to the point I dread the heartache that comes last minute nerves and the anticlimax of the whole day when things don't follow text book ideals the bride builds up this fairy tale picture of a perfect wedding .

There are to many variables for the perfect wedding e.g. uncle Silas drinks to much, jealous bridesmaids ,best man disappearing with said bridesmaid , just to name a few and I am sure you have better tales to tell on wedding disasters .

so come on give me your tale of not so blissful weddings

well congrats to your daughter. I never had a bad experience at weddings yet. thank god. haha. although if you are single it can be slightly depressing

Why thank you
and has for being single remember there is a man for every woman they just have to be in the same place at the same time