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Ian Paul

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An attractive woman was sitting at a bar enjoying a
rare, after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an
exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young
man entered. He was so striking that the woman could
not take her eyes away from him.

The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare
and walked directly toward her. Before she could
offer her apologies for being so rude for staring, the
young man said to her, 'I'll do anything, absolutely
anything, that you want me to do, no matter how
kinky, for $20, on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition
was. The young man replied, "You have to tell me
what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment,
withdrew her wallet from her purse and slowly counted
out four $5 bills, which she pressed into the young
man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, breathlessly
said............


"Clean my house.".

Time has no credit limit when spent wisely
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Joined: 28/05/2008 16:33:33
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I like this. this is the best one i saw!!!
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