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A brain has 2 parts

> The left part

> The right part

........On left part nothing is right and on the right side nothing is left

The lecture's getting pretty boring and the professor doesn't look like he wants to stop, rather he is in form.

.......when you receive any knowledge from any of your five senses, the brain cells process it like a series of small, minute electric currents. The sight you see is processed as electric waves, the sound you hear is processed as electric waves.......

(A student jumps up)

Sir......, do you mean that my brains full of electricity and my nerve cells get electric waves every time I hear or see something or get some kind of knowledge.

Exactly, now when ........

(The student cries out loud to the whole class)

Run all of you, don't get anymore knowledge. The brain cells are being electrocuted every moment we listen to him. Run for your brains!!!!!!

(The class is empty in a second)

...........In an alien space ship
...........There was a mall that sold human body parts

...........A customer came in

I would like to buy some human brains

Which one would you like sir?
We got executive brains here, we got young kids brains here and
have a look at the brochure we got here.

The alien looks through it and finds that all brains cost 200 alien$
but a scientist brain cost 500 alien$

"Why does a scientist brain cost so much?"
" All of them are mad, proper brains are rare, so they cost"

He was sad. He was always scolded his head off.

Everybody told him that he didn't have any brains.
He didn't feel that was fair. He was only a kid wasn't he?
Even his dad wasn't having many things he wanted.
He sincerely wanted a brain. He didn't have it. He was too small
to have it, he thought.

As he walked down his way home he felt little drops of water fall on
him. It was called rain he knew that. He felt the cold air and water
make him happy. Something else made him happy. He
remembered that tomorrow was his birthday.

He reached home. His dad was waiting at the doorstep.
"OK son as I have promised, I am ready to give you a wish"

Yes the wish, it made him even more happy. Dad would always
grant him a wish if dad thought the wish was realistic.
Being a son of a multi-billionaire many of his wishes were realistic.
He told dad his wish. It was strange, but he thought it was brilliant.
Dad agreed to it completely perplexed as to what purpose the wish
served.

The next day around 10:00am all in the city saw a helicopter drop
the letter 'b' all over the city till noon.

The policemen came to his house asking his dad why the helicopter
his dad owned was doing this. He ran into the room and screamed
he told dad to do this. The complete battalion of policemen and
media there were

.

He explained,
" Now it rained 'b' all over, it was b-raining. It was because of me
it was my b-rains or it was my 'brains' all over the city.
Never again will anybody say that I don't have brains.
It was my brains all over the city "

A guy had a friend called 'Brain'

not Brian

When the guy was out on a trip with his girlfriend, the guys mobile
phone rang. His girl was sitting close to him when he took the call.

Here's what the girl heard

" Hi, Brain. Whats up ?"

" What! you really mean what you are saying?"

" I am with her you see, I'll come by in an hour to pick you up ok"

" Bye Brain, see you in an hour"

The girl walked off before he could place the phone back in his pocket

Binnu wrote:

...........In an alien space ship
...........There was a mall that sold human body parts
...........A customer came in

I would like to buy some human brains

Which one would you like sir?
We got executive brains here, we got young kids brains here and
have a look at the brochure we got here.

The alien looks through it and finds that all brains cost 200 alien$
but a scientist brain cost 500 alien$

"Why does a scientist brain cost so much?"
" All of them are mad, proper brains are rare, so they cost"

So the witchdoctor walks into the human body part shop and asks for brains

" Well we got Polish brains $1/pound, British brains $1.50/pound, and American brains $500/ounce"

"$500/ounce! Those must be some brains! Why so much?"

"You know how many yanks we need to get an ounce of brain?"