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Look..folks Ive just had the unfortunate...episode..of Onion in the eye..It was neither funny nor pleasant....and my mate Jonesy has feckin had it..within the next 24 hours...so..if your out there ya ****** big trog..this is just to let ya know..erm that youve had it....ya ****..!!

youlll get yours mate...dont worry...!!!

anyone else have to deal with these sort of mates../ reprebates???

or is it just me..lol...it was quite funny though I must admit...? cheeky *******...!

Mighty...

just be grateful it wasn't chilli in ya eye....or even deep heat / ralgex on ya nuts!

oh and another tip to avoid painful incidents, always flush the toilet before use if ya mum or missus has just bleached it .... my 14yr old said i scarred him for life for not warning him i had just put bleach down the loo.

there was me thinking yeahh now ya know why i said ya must eat ya fruit n veg each day to make ya more regular and healthy he just shouts up ya could have warned me mom ya had just bleached the loo.....wonder if he told that story to his mates

Well I once had a nasty case of Catballs because the freakin cat was all over the toilet seat and I am allergic to cats but my girl just can't part with the StinkyPOO cat. Mighty why don't you two just kiss and make up. The make up nookie can be quite freaky.

yeah thee's that but Im not realy one FO..DA BACK DOOR JOBY..IF YA KNOW WHAT i mean..soz fo caps........it was funny anyway..so no love lost there...dude.just a ****..whilst I was on here doing this.

Regards...........Mighty...

Mighty it is cool I don't like the shitty part of life either.